Hey everyone, just wanted to
say that the president is coming to our town’s armory tomorrow! that’s right, the big W.
everyone’s very excited, as this is the biggest thing to happen to our town since Jared from
Subway and the Weinermobile came. our school is very liberal, and the armory is right across
from our high school. i think he’ll be snowballed to near-death if his bodyguards don’t
protect him well. unfortunately, we won’t be able to see him. it’ll still be something
to remember, though.